I support the right of every person to express their individuality as long as it doesn't impinge on the next person's ability to express their individuality.

However...

If you are going to express your individuality by wearing a dog collar and leash, I am going to snigger. It's my right. I may also recommend a good stylist...

As to the suggestion that I prefer a snigger to a laugh... absolutely! But laughing is pretty good too!

Oh... and going hunting for champagne after midnight in an unfamiliar city (because the prices in the hotel lobby bar are exhoribitant) only seems sensible after one has already consumed an elegant sufficiency.